“You’re
a butcher? That’s so hot.”
Butchering
has come back into fashion. It’s now
“trendy.” Butchers are “in vogue” and
“sexy.”
Oh yeah. Let me tell you. The meat market is a very titillating place
to be. I mean, there’s really nothing
about raw meat that isn’t sexual. And it’s time to make it known to the whole wide
world. Time to air out the truth of what
it’s really like being a meat cutter, like airing out the dirty laundry—and I don’t
mean the lacy Victoria’s Secret kind of laundry; I’m talking about the
oversized white cotton granny panties with the busted elastic band kind of
laundry. So here’s a brief rundown of a
few “hot” meat-girl facts that have surfaced over the last few years since I started
this gig:
