Monday, January 18, 2016

Cleaver Fever

The day after Christmas we aren’t opening until noon.
            I told Tommy I would meet him here at 8am to help with the post-Christmas Eve disaster cleanup. 
            Four whole hours without customers!
            I arrive a little early, and receive a text from Grace that she is running late, and Tommy is running late, so she’s on her way to unlock the shop for me; then she’ll turn around, pick Tommy up, and bring him here. 
Tommy doesn’t drive.  A few months after I started working here in 2012, he let the plates on his car expire and never renewed them.  It was an unreliable car that didn’t work very well anyways, and he doesn’t really go anywhere other than home and work.  He lives maybe ten minutes away from the shop. 

There are empty lugs in the cooler that need the blood rinsed out of them. 
Someone made blue cheese sauce at some point, and when they were done, instead of putting the bowl, ladle, and spatula in the sink, they tossed it inside one of the bloody lugs.
Tons of trays are stacked in the old cold sink water. 
There’s a pile of ground meat on the floor in the cooler that didn’t make it from the grinder into the catch lug. 
The case is exactly the way I left it three nights ago, minus all the orders that were picked up; none of the fresh meat trays were wrapped, and now everything is turning brown.
The box of 60-day-old tenderloins that our distributor gave us last week is still sitting on its side in the cooler; Grace wants to show it to them when they drop off their next shipment so they know she didn’t make it up.
I feel like I need a hazmat suit instead of latex gloves and an apron.

Thursday, January 7, 2016

Tops & Tails, Trimmed & Tied

“God, it’s good to see you,” Kyle greets me on Christmas Eve Eve.
            “You just wafted a whole cloud of girl smell with you when you came in,” John tells me. 
            Yeah, JohnJack is back again this year!
            Tonight I said fuck it, I’m going to wear perfume, even if it doesn’t last.  At least I won’t smell like god damn chicken wings for a little while.  Ever since I got this bottle of grown-up lady perfume (the first I’ve ever bought), that’s all I’ve wanted to hear.  I’ve always wanted to be the one that people walk by and go, “God, she smells good!”  That’s the first compliment I’ve gotten on my perfume, and I’ve had it for almost six months now.
“Welcome to the mad house,” Gus adds.
I smile, “You think this is new for me?”
“Well it’s new for me.”  He already looks exhausted.
Tommy is gone, and there’s a large white lug on my side of the cutting board, filled with piles of meat.
“What is this?” I ask Gus.
He doesn’t know.
I ask Burt; he doesn’t know.
            Kyle doesn’t know either.
I ask Grace; it’s supposed to be odds and ends from ribeye roasts.
This is actually good.  I have several odds and ends in the cooler from doing orders last night; a lug to put them in would be useful.
I pull a slab of meat out of the lug and hold it up for Grace, “. . . this is a pork loin.”
“Yeah, well. . . .”  She walks away.
Well, I can’t cut anything until the board is cleared off.  Guess I know where I’m starting out tonight.