Friday, May 30, 2014

Let them Eat Filet

The masses are clambering for filet mignon and my hands glisten with bacon fat.
            “Welcome to Burt and Grace’s meat shop:  the only place in town with one meat cutter on Memorial Day weekend,” Tommy gripes.
            “Hey,” I say indignantly, “don’t I count for something?”
            Tommy says nothing.
            “Don’t I count for . . . half of something?”
Tommy pretends not to hear me as he goes to help a customer.

Friday, May 16, 2014

In Like a Lamb

When the pit master of the best barbecue joint in St. Louis asks you if you want a random hunk of lamb meat, the answer is yes.
            The shop gets in legs of lamb around Easter—it’s the only time they have enough demand to justify carrying it.  They have frozen ground lamb year-round, but fresh cuts aren’t really flying off the shelves in Brentwood; you have to frequent the more ethnic areas of the city if you’re looking for lamb stew meat in the middle of July. 
            “What’re you doing here?” Tommy asks.
            “She’s here to see me,” Cory answers.  He’s mostly right.  I need jerky for a birthday party I’m attending tonight, and purposely waited all week till I knew Cory would be working so I could say hi. 
He’s boning out a leg of lamb.  He separates the femur bone from the pelvis, and holds out what is left of the pelvis.  “You want this?”
“Is that even a question??  I course I want it!”
Luke Johnson is hovering behind Cory.  He pokes his head around, scrunches his nose up in distaste and asks, “What’re you gonna do with that?”
“Throw it in a crock pot with some delicious sauce and cook it low and slow till the meat falls off the bone.”  Duh college boy.  Your parents own a meat shop and you don’t know what to do with a random hunk of bone-in meat? 
Cory points at me with his knife and says, “Yes.”  And that small amount of approval means more to me than he knows.  I wrap the lamb in plastic wrap and white butcher paper to take home.