Tuesday, January 13, 2015

The Reason for the Season(ing)

“Thanksgiving’s on a Thursday this year, that’s like the sixth year in a row.”
            Tommy says this every day leading up to Thanksgiving.  Said it last year, too.  And the year before that.  Tommy never tires of his jokes.
            Tommy and I have gotten very comfortable working adjacent one another.  If he doesn’t see me as his equal just yet, at least he doesn’t consider me a subordinate.  More like a slightly demoted peer. 
            “Why don’t you stand on that mat, save your ankles, that’s why it’s there.”
            I always forget about the rubber-coated memory-foam mat on my side of the board; probably because there’s no hope left for my feet or ankles—they hurt constantly, even in orthopedic shoes with custom-fit supports.  I wonder if, on top of the bursitis, I also have plantar fasciitis in my heel. 
Miles hears Tommy’s concern about my extremities and asks, “Why you bein’ so nice to her?”
            Tommy balks, “What’re you talking about?  I’m always nice.”
            “No you not,” Miles responds.  “Normally you a asshole.”